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3.08.2005
In order to initiate the uninitiated, here's an excerpt from the 2003 tour diary of the NEW ORIGINAL COUNTRY GENTLEMEN when they last ventured down the shaft of Florida's steamy phallus... "The Councilman was thrown off initially by the gentle parking attendant's mistaking two finely dressed menfolk as a gay couple about to be married. The Councilman was so close to Bass-slapping her, in misplaced fury. But of course, a Gentlemen only Bass Slaps in self-defense. Actually, the day's first omen was a group of three young vacationers simultaneously presenting the Gentlemen with three extended middle fingers as we crossed the street. Another irksome repeating event was the public's confusing us with the older (and fatter) (and less talented) "Blues Brothers", which became infuriating to the Councilman as time passed. Fortunately Smilin'A Bean was there to counsel the Councilman, easing his spirits." With DJ ROBOTRON3000 spinning the best in twee, power pop, and luxury rawk. jon ist rad @ 12:09 AM + + + |
